I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
teen wolf is one of those shows u gotta focus 100% or else when u blink there are 3 people missing, 7 people dead, and a new enemy
it gets funnier every time.
OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING
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We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
OMG GUYS I JUST WENT TO STARBUCKS AND THE I AM ALWAYS ORDERING FROM THE SAME GUY AND WE FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER SOMETIMES AND NOW HE WROTE HIS NUMBER ON MY CUP IS THIS FANFICTION????
I AM STILL SHAKING HE IS REALLY CUTE OMG OMG
I TEXTED HIM OMG
WE HAVE DATE GUYS I REPEAT, WE HAVE DATE
THIS SHIP IS SAILING AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL