steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this

people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen

like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

meanplastic:

me playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

47perplexednoots:


Wanted to doodle the climax of the Minecraft let’s play. 
The second picture is shit but this wasn’t really complete without that image. 

47perplexednoots:

image

Wanted to doodle the climax of the Minecraft let’s play. 

The second picture is shit but this wasn’t really complete without that image. 

internet-the-explorer:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” 

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

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oh my god

sell oscar to leonardo dicaprio

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

hardspock:

fuck—spock:

remyxpietro:

nosdrinker:

it’s happening

Imma frick them

DO NOT FRICK THE ALIENS

excuse me but your url is “fuck—spock”

hardspock:

fuck—spock:

remyxpietro:

nosdrinker:

it’s happening

Imma frick them

DO NOT FRICK THE ALIENS

excuse me but your url is “fuck—spock”