y’all know you cried when rei and nagisa cried
teachers who leave stray marks on the board when they’re erasing it are out of control and need to be stopped
two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all
So basically lesbian wall.e?
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED
"you can’t watch an entire tv series in one night"
I think this is the part where I tell you not to actually kill anyone
96 thousand people on here either have murder fetishes or want to look like they kill people, what does that say about us?
today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table
ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)
and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air
like you can think i’m lying, i would, but
ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS
I have yet to figure out where this picture came from but all I can say is if they ever decide to do a Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Imporium broadway edition, have I got the hobbit for you.
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein